Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Why We Can't Have Nice Things

My name is Stu. I am a married, white, queer, atheist artist and budding web developer in his late-20s who suffers from a one-two combo of clinical depression and Seasonal Affective Disorder, along with general misanthropy and cynicism. I am prone to a lot of swearing and can come across as a prickly motherfucker, but if I'm following you, you can rest assured that I don't hate you. That said, I'm a lot more approachable than I make myself out to be, so please feel free to point out when I'm being too much of a prick; I have a lot of trouble finding the line sometimes. I especially encourage people to call me out when I fuck up, as white guys are prone to do. I keep my ask box+anon open for this reason.

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Aug. 17, 2012 at 10:42am with 95 notes

Reblogged from gotmetardisgotmeboys

HELP HOW DO I SEX

shorm:

maggiestryder:

but what if you get hungry during sex

do you continue or pause and make a sandwich

Stop and make a sandwich, if you’re hungry enough that it’s distracting you you may as well

Or you eat cornflakes or something off the other person! Boyfriend has also suggested keeping non-perishable snacks in your room (though if you’re like me, they wouldn’t stay there for long)

Another alternative is to bite off the head of your partner and consume their body to provide nourishment for your forthcoming brood.

(Source: oshead)

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